glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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