Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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