why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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