New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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