some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The uberlube is also flammable
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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