dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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