what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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