now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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