But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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