I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
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alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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