How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
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Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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