pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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