I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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