The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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