I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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