I don't think brook has ever known best
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
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I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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