I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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