bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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