I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize