They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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