Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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