I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
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Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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