the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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