Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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