weddingsv make me drug and hornr
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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