i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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