I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
So. Much. Porn.
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