Porn is love you can see.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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