i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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