Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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