We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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