the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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