i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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