My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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