you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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You're a waste of cheezeits
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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