16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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