.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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