I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
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I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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