Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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