WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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