I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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