New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
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