I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
40s are totally the cure
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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