R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Randomize