Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
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i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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