let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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