Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I believe in your delicious
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Randomize