glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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