That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You're completely useless in the revolution.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
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She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize