sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
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But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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